Christmas Preparations

Response to this request is long overdue. By law, under all circumstances, Harrow Borough Council should have responded by now (details). You can complain by requesting an internal review.

Dear Harrow Borough Council,

Please can you tell me whether you have any emergency planning documents or plans in place for a crash landing of santa's sleigh? Please may I have a copy.

I am interested in what animal welfare provisions you have for any reindeer that might become detached from the sleigh, and how you would deal with any re-entry from space burns to their antlers.

Yours faithfully,

Bob Sleigh