Dear Chums,

Last week whilst I was tucking into the marvellous 7-item breakfast that can be purchased from the Eland House cafe, I turned the dial on my wireless and listened to The Today Programme. On said show I heard Andrew Stunell, who I thought was Minister for LibDim Appeasement but who actually turns out to be a Parliamentary Under Secretary of State. An elderly Mr Stunell was commenting on Manchester Council's proposal to cut 2000 jobs. He seemed to think that he could negate the arguments about cuts to job and services by putting on a whiny voice and simply blubbing 'but their chief exec gets paid more that the Prime Minister'. He seemed to believe that this comment robustly defended the cuts and would invalidate any counter arguments.

I know the government has an obsession about the PMs salary, but it does seem an arbitrary comparator. However it has got my old grey matter working. I think the solution would be to pay poor David Cameron more - amazing yes?. After all it must be difficult for him and the fragrant Sam to bring up a hard working family with a new born in these austere, all-in-it-together times.

So I have decided to terminate my monthly donation to the Donkey Sanctuary and volunteer to help fund a pay increase to David Cameron. After all what have donkeys ever done for us? To be completely honest on closer inspection donkeys lead quite an enviable existence at our expense and they never really show any gratitude (a bit like poor folk - eh?). I am sure there are another few hundred thousand or so civil servants who would volunteer a modest annual donation so that we can get the PMs salary up to say £500,000. Then we can move on with important debates over cuts forward without this silly distraction.

I also note that Uncle Eric has a few things to say about non-jobs. I thought if DCLG were to delete the non-jobs then the money could be used to fund the PMs enhanced salary. Hence my request for information is:

1) Can you please supply a list of all non-job that have been identified in DCLG?

2) Do you have an example job description of a non-job?

3) How many of the following posts have been identified as non-jobs?

Julie Carney - Deputy Director, Local Government & Economic Growth /Accountability
Nick Dexter - Principal Private Secretary to the Secretary of State
Shona Dunn - Director, Fire and Resilience
Dawn Eastmead - Deputy Director, Fire: Strategy & Finance
George Eykyn - Director, Communications
Jane Houghton - Chief Press Officer to the Secretary of State
Giles Kenningham - Special Adviser
Paul Rowsell - Deputy Director, Local Governance
Nick Sheridan Westlake - Special Adviser
Michael Winders - Deputy Director, External Communications

Oh, and finally can I ask an unrelated question please? Can you list all items that can be selected as part of the 7 item breakfast and tell Alarm Clock Britain how much the breakfast can be purchased for in Eland House. I suspect this will be enough to shock some from repeatedly hitting the snooze button.

Yours philanthropically,

Derek

Martin Harding,

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Dear Mr Tickles

Please see the attached response to your request for information of 19
January 2011.

Regards

Martin Harding
Department for Communities and Local Government
FOI Advice Team
D/06 Ashdown House
St. Leonards on sea
Tel: 0303 44 41025
 

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